Character comedy is possibly my favourite
form of comedy, and when it’s right it’s
untouchable. Yesterday I had never encountered
Neil Mullarkey’s L. Vaughan Spencer. Today he is
right up there with the best. Spencer is a life
coach, a guru specialising in motivation and
vitality and motivitality. The title of his show
says it all: “Don’t Be Needy, Be Succeedy”.
Spencer had come to us mere mortals to teach us
success. Not that we were failures, he insisted
– just non-achievers. He wanted to put us in
touch with our inner dolphin. He wanted us to be
him.
Mullarkey’s imitation of a
motivational speaker was absolutely spot-on. He
told a story of how he spent time with the Red
Indians – or, to be PC, we should now call them
“Native Red Indians”. The Cherokee accepted him
into their tribe, giving him the name Talking
Bull. And for two hours Spencer talked the most
eloquent bull. He wanted us to be positive,
which can achieved by repeated use of the word
“yes”. Say yes to yes and no to no! We learnt
how important spellology is – correct spelling
is one of the most important steps to success,
alongside moisturising and not wearing pants
older than six months. Did you realise that LIVE
is an anagram of EVIL? And LOVE an anagram of
VOLE? It’s very important not to mix these words
up. L. Vaughan (or L-Vo, as he liked to be
nicknamed) asked: do you realise that the first
four letters of SELF-ESTEEM are SELF? My eyes
were opened. It goes on – take away the S and
you have ELF. Are you a man or a pixie? Wow.
Inspirational stuff, I’m sure you’ll
agree.
The character of Vaughan was so
well rounded, so absolutely full of
self-confidence, that it easily lasted the act.
Mullarkey’s interaction with the audience was
natural and assured, using a handful of people
as props, at one point inviting potential
succeeder Paul up onto the stage to recreate
swimming with dolphins off Torquay. But
Mullarkey took this character much further
through his use of rap poetry – “poetry in
motivation” – that peppered the act. The mileage
that he wrung just from the word “succeed”
astounds me. The more he used it, the funnier it
got – he wanted us to succeederise our lives,
study succeederology. At one point he had us all
singing along to the song the Monkees almost
wrote, “I’m A Succeeder”. Even as we left the
theatre, it was to Phil Collins’s “Sussudio”
with the chorus dubbed (badly) with Mullarkey
singing “Succeedio”.
Crucially, Mullarkey
inhabited L-Vo completely, right to his baggy
tangerine suit and ponytail (a product of Tong
Shui). He never offered the slightest hint of
judgement or distance, never invited derision of
the fact that the L. Vaughan Foundation is based
in Luton or that his Warrior Weekends take place
in a hotel in Watford. He never even suggested
that Spencer was a conman; he really lives in a
narcissistic world of complete self-delusion. As
he pointed out proudly, “I’ve had two very
successful marriages.” That Spencer believed the
crock he spouted made it all the funnier, and by
extension exposed how ludicrous all those real
so-called motivational speakers are. As satire,
this was on the money, but it was the character
that made the show. “Don’t Be Needy, Be
Succeedy” was an ingenious production,
brilliantly performed, and, quite simply,
extremely funny. I laughed like a drunk gibbon.
And today I’m a
succeeder!
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